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Krampus Lump of Coal - Fir & Cederwood

$15.00

Look no further for a nostalgic, tounge-in-cheek Holiday stocking stuffer 🎄  Stockpile a few of these organic charcoal soaps that look exactly like a lump of coal delivered by the yin to Santa's yang, the one and only Krampus.  Handcarved and poured by the Craft of Wandering.  Comes in a soft burlap bag.

Scent: Fir & Cedarwood

Some believe Santa leaves bad little boys & girls coal in their stockings on Yule. Others believe there is a separate entity altogether and the horned figure Krampus is responsible for this gift to the misbehaved children of the world. This literal charcoal chunk is the perfect gift for the filthy. It detoxes and cleans. With hints of fir & cedarwood this smoky soap is sure to wash the naughty into nice.

Size: 4-5 oz.

Ingredients: Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Water, Food Grade Sodium Hydroxide, Pure Essential Oil Blend & Activated Charcoal.

SHIPPING

We strive to ship all in-stock products within 1-2 business days.

We ship via USPS and UPS.  As of October 1st USPS has increased their processing time, so please allow 2-3 extra days for delivery going forward. 

  • USPS Ground 2-5 Day Shipping: $4.99
  • UPS Ground Shipping: $6.99

Express & Overnight Shipping

Express: 

  • 1-2 Day Express UPS Shipping: $19.99 (delivery time depends on location, the closer you are to MA the faster it will get there)
  • DHL: Calculated at checkout

Overnight:

  • 1 day Overnight UPS/USPS shipping: $38.00
  • PLEASE NOTE that the shipping estimate begins from the day your order is shipped, not the day the order is placed.  We do our best to ensure that all expedited orders are shipped out same-day if placed by 2pm, but during peak holidays hours they may be delayed by a day or two.  If you have a set deadline by which your package must arrive, it is best to reach out to us at contact@gildedwitch.com beforehand to ensure we can meet your expectations.  
  • The Gilded Witch is not responsible for delayed or missing packages caused by shipping carriers and we do not issue refunds or send replacements for lost/missing/stolen packages.  We will of course assist in any way we can with locating your package.

RETURNS

  • They're always free! Just email us at contact@gildedwitch.com for a return label within 14 days of receiving your order. Please include your order number and the item you would like to return.
  • FINAL SALE items, perfumes, body oils and soap are not returnable.
  • Items must be clearly unworn/unused/unopened to be accepted for a return (see exception below).
  • The one exception? That dreaded green ring. If you find that your jewelry is causing a green tint to your skin due to skin pH, you can send it back for free within 30 days.

Look no further for a nostalgic, tounge-in-cheek Holiday stocking stuffer 🎄  Stockpile a few of these organic charcoal soaps that look exactly like a lump of coal delivered by the yin to Santa's yang, the one and only Krampus.  Handcarved and poured by the Craft of Wandering.  Comes in a soft burlap bag.

Scent: Fir & Cedarwood

Some believe Santa leaves bad little boys & girls coal in their stockings on Yule. Others believe there is a separate entity altogether and the horned figure Krampus is responsible for this gift to the misbehaved children of the world. This literal charcoal chunk is the perfect gift for the filthy. It detoxes and cleans. With hints of fir & cedarwood this smoky soap is sure to wash the naughty into nice.

Size: 4-5 oz.

Ingredients: Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Water, Food Grade Sodium Hydroxide, Pure Essential Oil Blend & Activated Charcoal.

SHIPPING

We strive to ship all in-stock products within 1-2 business days.

We ship via USPS and UPS.  As of October 1st USPS has increased their processing time, so please allow 2-3 extra days for delivery going forward. 

  • USPS Ground 2-5 Day Shipping: $4.99
  • UPS Ground Shipping: $6.99

Express & Overnight Shipping

Express: 

  • 1-2 Day Express UPS Shipping: $19.99 (delivery time depends on location, the closer you are to MA the faster it will get there)
  • DHL: Calculated at checkout

Overnight:

  • 1 day Overnight UPS/USPS shipping: $38.00
  • PLEASE NOTE that the shipping estimate begins from the day your order is shipped, not the day the order is placed.  We do our best to ensure that all expedited orders are shipped out same-day if placed by 2pm, but during peak holidays hours they may be delayed by a day or two.  If you have a set deadline by which your package must arrive, it is best to reach out to us at contact@gildedwitch.com beforehand to ensure we can meet your expectations.  
  • The Gilded Witch is not responsible for delayed or missing packages caused by shipping carriers and we do not issue refunds or send replacements for lost/missing/stolen packages.  We will of course assist in any way we can with locating your package.

RETURNS

  • They're always free! Just email us at contact@gildedwitch.com for a return label within 14 days of receiving your order. Please include your order number and the item you would like to return.
  • FINAL SALE items, perfumes, body oils and soap are not returnable.
  • Items must be clearly unworn/unused/unopened to be accepted for a return (see exception below).
  • The one exception? That dreaded green ring. If you find that your jewelry is causing a green tint to your skin due to skin pH, you can send it back for free within 30 days.

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